politician simulator

Just in time for the 2024 election, it's politician simulator! Be a politician for the next few minutes in this 100% accurate recreation of a politician's job and lifestyle.

Features:

• sign a bill
• evade lobbyists
• vote (for yourself)
• public speaking
• cheat on your wife no no please don't use strikethrough nooo
  
• email the prez (I call him the prez because I know him good)
• ride elevators! how do I make that sound exciting. no I know it's just elevators. okay fine I'll use an exclamation, Mark. very funny. haha.
• throw away fan mail
• throw away hate mail
• like at least 4 other minigames!
• Based on a true story...
• get dressed
• drink.
• why are we still going didn't we already wrap up with "4 other minigames"? that's supposed to wrap things up right?
• uhhh...I forgot
• oh yeah absolutely no jokes in this game that's what I was gonna say

Real life simmers review the game:

dude, this game is totally rad

- berniesanderssupporter69420xXx

Hello there, I hope you receive this email and that you are well. I have just played your game, "politician simulator", and I must say I am very impressed with how it turned out! I was stunned by the accuracy of the simulator, so much so that I will be taking the source code, ignoring the license entirely (it's on the internet so it's free), removing the fluff you have put on it, and then redistributing it as a paid-for educational software. Regards!

- some republican or something or possibly my dad because I think he is proud of me but I'm not sure (just kidding here love you dad I know you're proud of me)

fuck. you. if you think you can get away with using brown as a color for poorly drawn characters in your video game, you're wrong. I've messaged all my friends (facebook and in real life which is like a lot), tweeted (or X'd or whatever) to all my followers (like 4 thousand buddy) and they have all reported you and your game. say bye bye to your little social engineering "project" you MAGA fuck.

- my best friend who is not conservative I think but he might just be stupid or maybe it's me man. maybe I'm fucked up for using brown as a color for people in my game idk. you guys let me know okay my email is open it's 123 go fuck yourself